Divorced Not Dead

Don’t miss the funniest book of the year!

Divorced Not Dead is a no-holds-barred, heartfelt and laugh-out-loud hilarious romcom about being fifty, but absolutely not yet dead yet – perfect for fans of Alexandra Potter, Marian Keyes and Jane Fallon.

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We’re going to need a bigger drink…

Meet Frankie: fifty, divorced and getting back on the horse.

After leaving Twatface – her husband of twenty years – she’s starting again from scratch. And when her son also flees the nest for university, Frankie decides it’s time to throw herself back into the dating game with a vengeance.

On best friend Bel’s recommendation, Frankie signs up to two dating apps: one for love, another for casual hook-ups (because why the f**k not?!).

However, as she navigates this new frontier of catfishing, kittenfishing, ghosts, GILFs and everything in between, she realises the whole dating thing has changed quite a bit – and it really is a bloody jungle out there…

Will Frankie find love on the apps? Or the perfect shag?

Or – if there’s any justice in the world – both?

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‘I want Frankie to be my new BFF! This book is like a (very big) glass of wine with a friend – honest, unfiltered, hilarious. Your cheeks will hurt from laughing so much!’ Louise Pentland, author of Time After Time

‘It’s a blast – full of verve and vinegar, defiantly funny and a terrific shot in the arm. We need more books like this!’ Georgie Hall, author of Woman of a Certain Rage

‘ Funny, entertaining and enlightening …Sex education was never like this for Generation X the first time around!’ Julie Ma, author of Richard and Judy selection Happy Families

‘Brilliantly observed, hilariously documented, a vivid commentary and celebration of life at fifty…Personal, funny, relatable and motivational.’ Shazia Mirza, award-winning British stand up comedian and writer

‘This no-holds-barred, honest romcom might be a useful handbook to anyone back on the dating scene.’ Platinum

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Readers LOVE Divorced Not Dead!

‘Absolutely raced through this irreverently funny, clever and thoughtful book. A whip smart novel with a clever heroine!’

‘Better than Sex and the City! I loved it and you will too!’

‘I laughed out loud… loudly out loud, to be precise!’

‘A heartwarming and relatable romance novel that celebrates second chances’

‘A fabulous, funny five-star read for me!’

‘It felt like I was listening to my best friend telling me tales of her dating experience.’

‘Ford has perfectly captured the online dating world – warts and all!’

‘It’s so empowering!’

‘The storyline is excellent!’

‘Definitely a book to read before you sign up for any dating apps!’